When it comes to famous quotations, Americans seem to love them more than any other people on the planet. We put them on bumper-stickers, toss them around in political or religious debates, and use them as an excuse to avoid actually having to think too deeply about any particular topic. If it can be summed up in a phrase or two, so much the better.
Baseball fans, of course, also love famous quotations, such as Satchel Paiges’s “Don’t look back, something might be gaining on you.” Simply recalling these quotes puts a satisfied smile on our face.
Unfortunately, the truth is many of the quotations we take for granted as having been said by, for example, the Founding Fathers, or old-time ball players, in many instances turn out not to have been said by them at all. Sometimes, the alleged statements are inaccurate renderings of much less interesting comments. Other times, they appear to have been simply made up completely out of whole-cloth, or actually belong to someone else.

English: New York Yankees catcher Yogi Berra in a 1956 issue of Baseball Digest. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Hall of Fame catcher Yogi Berra probably has more quotes attributed to him than any other baseball player in history. Yogi was lovable, successful and humble, and he looked kind of funny with big ears and the grin of a six-year old who just tasted his first ice-cream cone. What’s not to like?
Many of the sayings attributed to Berra, however, are probably apocryphal. But if a quotation could be attached to the legend of Yogi Berra, it would seem to be that much more funny and interesting.
The same can be said, in a way, to all the alleged quotations attributed to our Founding Fathers over the years. While these men actually did, of course, pen many significant, historical statements, many other quotations which have been credited to them (especially in recent years), are at best of suspicious origin, and, at worst, are obviously fake.
I have provided a list of several famous quotations allegedly made by famous people (including Yogi Berra) which, it turns out, were probably never penned by the person to whom these lines are attributed.
1) “It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible.” – George Washington. Except here’s what the official, non-partisan website of Mount Vernon and the legacy of George Washington has to say about this quotation:
The quote is frequently misattributed to Washington, particularly in regards to his farewell address of 1796. The origin of the misquote is, perhaps, a mention of a similar statement in a biography of Washington first published in 1835. However, the quote that appeared in the biography has never been proven to have come from Washington.
2) “Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.” – Yogi Berra. Unfortunately, Yogi didn’t come up with this one. The origin of this quote can be traced (at least) as far back as John McNulty writing in the New Yorker magazine, in a story published February 1943, before Yogi was even in the Majors.

English: A Portrait of Thomas Jefferson as Secretary of State. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
3) “A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything that you have.” – Thomas Jefferson. It appears that this statement was first made (sort of) famous not by Jefferson, but by that other Founding Father…President Gerald R. Ford. Barry Goldwater has also sometimes been credited with making this statement.
As an aside, I just saw this exact quotation on a bumper sticker in a parking lot today, and it was attributed to Thomas Jefferson. The interesting thing is I also saw this same quotation on another car in a different parking lot a few weeks ago, but it was attributed to conservative philosopher Edmund Burke. So, at least in Greenville County, SC, you appear to have your choice of whom to award this statement.
4) “Its Deja Vu all over again.” – Yes, Yogi Berra is often credited with this saying, but in a phone interview with journalist William Safire in the late ’80’s, Yogi denied ever having made this statement. About a decade later, however, Berra did take credit for it after all. Did he really say it, or did he just come to believe that it would do no harm taking credit for it after all? A version of this line was also found in a poem called “Thanks to You,” by Jim Prior, which appeared in a Florida newspaper in 1962:
It’s Deja Vu again / Out of the blue again / Truer than true again / Thanks to you.
5) Most of us are familiar with the following quotation, frequently attributed to Protestant theologian Martin Niemoller:
“First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out, because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out for the trade unionists, because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came out for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.”
This quotation has always held strong emotional appeal precisely because it points out the inherent danger of good people remaining silent in the face of great evil. But was Martin Niemoller really the first to say it, assuming he ever said it at all?
On the floor of the House of Representatives in October, 1968, a slightly different version was entered into the Congressional Record by Henry Reuss, a Congressman from Wisconsin. His version led off with the Jews, then moved on to Catholics, then unions, then industrialists, and finally the Protestant church. His version left out the communists and socialists.
Representative Reuss credited these words to a Jewish businessman named Howard Samuels.
A paraphrase of the lines attributed to Father Niemoller was discovered going back to the mid-1950’s, however, and though the thoughts are generally similar, the phraseology isn’t as clearly defined and polished as the version most commonly attributed to him. It should be pointed out that Niemoller actually did bravely stand up to the Nazis, and did survive a period of time in a Nazi Concentration Camp.
Niemoller himself did later say that his favorite version of this quotation included the communists and the socialists as two of the persecuted groups because it was much closer to being historically accurate than the ones which leave out those two groups in favor of Industrialists and Catholics.
Nevertheless, no written record of Niemoller making the specific statement famously associated with him has ever been located.
6) “If you come to a fork in the road, take it.” – Yogi Berra. Berra is on record stating that he’s pretty sure he never said this one.
7) “The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.” – Josef Stalin. The person who actually first wrote those words was the German journalist / satirist Kurt Tucholsky in an essay on French humor in 1932. He was a left-wing Democrat in Germany during the Weimar Republic. Later, under Hitler, his books were burned and he was stripped of his German citizenship (though he had already fled to Sweden.) He died in 1935, before the worst of the Nazi genocidal campaigns and the Second World War commenced.
8) “Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.” – Yogi Berra While that very well be true, Berra didn’t say this. Instead, the quotation belongs to Rocky Bridges, who played for several Major League baseball teams from 1951 to 1961.
Why does this happen so often? In many cases, there is a political motivation involved. If you can attribute a statement which appears to support your side’s political convictions to a Founding Father, for example, you gain implicit credibility in the eyes of an unsuspecting, credulous public. As for baseball fans, we just like to read cool-sounding stuff.
My Inner-Circle Hall of Fame Choices
Over at Baseball Past and Present, Graham Womack is conducting a fun and interesting survey of who his readers believe are the best of the best, regarding baseball’s Hall of Fame. He is calling it the Inner Circle project. If you click on the link, you’ll find access to a ballot which includes players currently in the Hall of Fame. Our challenge is to choose just 50 of them (and it has to be exactly 50) who theoretically make up the core of the Hall of Fame.
English: Original title: “Plenty of basehits in these bats” Original description: Washington D.C., July 7. A million dollar base-ball flesh is represented in these sluggers of the two All- Star Teams which met in the 1937 game at Griffith Stadium today. Left to right: Lou Gehrig, Joe Cronin, Bill Dickey, Joe DiMaggio, Charlie Gehringer, Jimmie Foxx, and Hank Greenberg, 7/7/37 (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
I submitted my ballot a couple of days ago, and decided to share it with all of you today. I have to admit that I found it very challenging to restrict my list to just 50 players. In my initial run through of the ballot, I checked off 65 names, and it was very difficult to decide which 15 players to knock off my list.
I suspect that somewhere around 30-40 players will appear on just about everyone’s ballot, but I anticipate some disagreement, perhaps a great deal, regarding the final 10 or so choices.
I decided to just list my choices without explanation, but I will be interested to hear which players you would have included or rejected compared to my ballot.
So here’s my list, as they appeared on the ballot:
1) Al Kaline
2) Babe Ruth
3) Bob Feller
4) Cal Ripkin
5) Carl Yastrzemski
6) Carlton Fisk
7) Charlie Gehringer
8) Christy Mathewson
9) Cy Young
10) Duke Snider
11) Eddie Collins
12) Eddie Mathews
13) Eddie Murray
14) Frank Robinson
15) Gary Carter
16) George Brett
17) Hank Aaron
18) Harmon Killebrew
19) Honus Wagner
20) Jackie Robinson
21) Jimmie Foxx
22) Joe DiMaggio
23) Joe Morgan
24) Johnny Bench
25) Lefty Grove
26) Lou Gehrig
27) Mel Ott
28) Mickey Mantle
29) Mike Schmidt
30) Nap Lajoie
31) Paul Waner
32) Pete Alexander
33) Reggie Jackson
34) Rickey Henderson
35) Rod Carew
36) Rogers Hornsby
37) Sandy Koufax
38) Stan Musial
39) Steve Carlton
40) Ted Williams
41) Tom Seaver
42) Tony Gwynn
43) Tris Speaker
44) Ty Cobb
45) Wade Boggs
46) Walter Johnson
47) Warren Spahn
48) Willie Mays
49) Willie McCovey
50) Yogi Berra