Mediocrity, and a Mets Fans Life: Part 3
Here are Part 1 and Part 2 of this series, if you need catching up.
1983: Is a hard year to write about. Not because anything truly awful happened back then, but because it was such a waste of year. For the past couple of decades, my best friend, James and I have always maintained that 1983 was the worst year ever. Neither of us could provide you with specific reasons or examples of this awfulness, yet we definitely felt this in an almost visceral way as ’83 unfolded around us. In other words, we’d hit bottom. Tired of ourselves. Tired of our aimlessness. Tired of wasting time. It was fun once, but now we simply hated where it was all headed, which is to say, precisely nowhere.
But, as they say (“they” have a lot of wisdom, and, apparently, a lot of freakin’ time on their hands), you have to hit bottom before you can bounce back up. So, in keeping with that old adage, I started to do something I’d never done before. I started to think about going to college. Frankly, I’d had enough of the Working Class Hero bullshit. Since Reagan, it was clear there was no money in it anymore. Now, as the song said, “All you need are looks and a whole lot of money.” Several people I’d known in high school were now halfway through college, and these folks were not what anyone would call the Kolbe High School Brain-Trust. So, for the first time in my life, I started to save up money for college.
Apparently, the Mets had also finally had enough of their losing ways. Sure, they finished the year 68-94, another last place season. But more importantly, they’d begun to set the foundation for future success. Rookie Darryl Strawberry, the first excellent position player the Mets had ever developed, enjoyed a fine season, slugging 26 home runs in just 420 at bats. Perhaps even more importantly, the Mets traded pitcher Neil Allen to the Cardinals for first baseman Keith Hernandez. Keith instantly gave the Mets a credibility they’d lacked since they’d traded away Tom Seaver several years before.
1984: Nothing much happened. It took a year like this to make 1985 possible. I guess I must have saved up some money. I worked for most of the year at a light-industrial shop making some sort of things that were sold to the Department of Defense. All the big money was in defense in those days. But I was sticking to my plan.
As for the Mets, a shooting star named Dwight Gooden exploded onto the scene. In his rookie year, he led the N.L. in strikeouts with 276 in just 218 innings. He just made it all look so easy. And the Mets, astonishingly, won 90 games for the first time since their improbable 100 win season back in ’69. Clearly, happy days were here again.
1985: In the mid-80’s, not a lot of culturally very important moments were taking place, though blues guitarists Robert Cray and Stevie Ray Vaughan were shining bright for anyone who cared to notice. As for me, well, I’d landed a new job at a local bank through a friend of mine. It was perhaps the coolest, easiest job I’ve ever had. Automatic Teller Machines were just becoming nearly universal at that time, and the banks decided that they needed a stable of on-call drivers to attend to the simpler tasks of refilling the machines with cash, clearing jammed bills, changing the receipt tape, etc.
The beauty of the job was that we could camp out in a local bar and wait for our beepers to go off before we hit the road. I worked the late shift from 5:30-midnight with a friend of mine. We’d drive from Fairfield down the Connecticut coast all the way as far as Greenwich, or as far west as Danbury. Some of the girls who rode with us were very cute, and, strictly against the rules, sometimes we’d even occasionally pick up a friend and bring him with us. I was 22-years old, the money was easy, the summer was a lot of fun, and I was still sticking to the plan.
In Shea Stadium, the Mets were having a fantastic season, ultimately winning 98 games, but couldn’t quite catch the damned Cardinals. New addition Gary Carter, along with Keith Hernandez, Gooden, Strawberry, Mookie Wilson, and pitchers Ron Darling and Sid Fernandez as well as a brash young rookie named Lenny Dykstra, were playing with a swagger never quite seen before in Queens.
Gooden finished the season with 1.53 ERA and lost just four of 35 starts. In my mind, it was the greatest pitching season I’ve still ever seen in my life. The Mets were now New York’s team, and it felt great to be a Mets fan.
1986: An odd and fantastic year. My gig at the bank continued through the summer, and I now even had a radio show on a college radio station with my friend Dave, WVOF-Fairfield. It was a college radio station, and we got to play anything and everything we desired, from bits of Monty Python albums, to Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Alternative Rock, and the Blues. “Take the Skinheads bowling, take them bowling!” I was also going to make a break for it, escaping southern Connecticut for the comparative wilds of Maine. But that wouldn’t come until the day after Thanksgiving. Until then, I got to enjoy the Mets epic adventure of a season.
In the National League, there really was no competition against the Mets in 1986. The Mets led the league in most offensive and pitching statistics. They won 108 games. Gooden became the first pitcher in MLB history to post three consecutive 200-K seasons to begin a career (and he had just turned 21.) Their clubhouse was a mess, and Davy Johnson, though he did his best and was a very intelligent manager, was probably in a bit over his head with this group. Game Six of the N.L.C.S vs. Houston is still the greatest game I’ve ever seen played in my life. It was a roller-coaster ride, an epic 16-inning classic.
For the benefit of any Red Sox fan who might still be reading, I won’t recount the history of the ’86 World Series. I will say, though, that when Dykstra hit a lead-off home run at Fenway Park in Game Three, my friend Gregor dunked his beeper in a pitcher of beer, and there it remained until the game was over. Just a few weeks later, I landed in a distant corner of snowy, York County, Maine.

Luther Bonney, Masterton Hall, and the Science building at USM’s Portland Campus (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
1987-89: I combine these years because they were all a bit of a blur. It seemed like, except for a few short, warm days every year, it was always winter. Also, I’d never seen so many white people in one place in my entire life. Being a white guy myself who’d moved from a place where white was just one color in the social fabric, it quickly became apparent that the denizens of York County (and later, Cumberland County, just up the road where they had roads) were of a species I’d never encountered before.
Meanwhile, I had finally enrolled at the University of Southern Maine in Gorham / Portland, Maine. I was to major in Political Science, though I wasn’t really sure what the hell I was going to do with a Poli-Sci degree. All I knew was that it felt right to finally be going back to school, long after many of my high school classmates had already graduated. I had also begun working at L.L. Bean in Freeport. But we’ll save that story for later.
Next up, a wild ride through the ’90s!
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Hall of Fame of the Heart
What does reason know? Reason only knows what it has succeeded in learning. -Dostoevsky
If you could build your own Baseball Hall of Fame, what kind of place would it be?
It’s likely that the actual Hall of Fame includes several players you admired while growing up. It’s also likely that some of the players you admired the most then, and still do today, were never deemed Hall worthy.
You may not even have any real problem with that. Intellectually, you probably understand the statistical reasoning that has served to exclude some of your favorite players.
But suppose we were to construct a Hall of the Heart, that is, a place (or, more accurately, an idea), where those players who captured our imagination all those years ago would be enshrined? In fact, when we use the term “Hall of Fame,” it begs the question, famous to whom?
If fame is the fleeting, fickle standard by which we are to choose our immortals, it is by definition an extremely subjective standard. Just because the evolution of The Hall has coincided with a revolution in statistical analysis doesn’t necessarily mean that the membership of the former should be almost entirely dependent upon the mathematical equations of the latter.
Or, as the 19th century Russian writer, Dostoevsky, stated in Notes From Underground:
[Man] is fond of striving toward achievement, but not so very fond of the achievement itself, and this is, naturally, terribly funny. In short, man is constructed comically; there is evidently some joke in all of this. But two times two makes four is still an altogether insufferable thing. Two times two makes four–why, in my view, it is sheer impertinence. Two times two makes four is a brazen fop who bars your way with arms akimbo, spitting.
Now, don’t get me wrong here. This is not a diatribe in favor of the so-called “traditionalist” view of baseball. Nor am I suggesting that the statistical work that has been done by the modern, progressive wing of the baseball universe has been accomplished by “brazen fops.” The fact is that the “traditionalists” use stats just as readily to make their particular cases just as often and with as much gusto as those of the sabermetric persuasion. They just choose to use a different set of (generally older) stats.
What I’m advocating here is a return to the idea of baseball as fun, as entertainment, and as the fount of the dreams of youth. For that, we have to look inward, into our irrational, passionate selves. We never cheer a 1.040 WHIP, but we do cheer the unlikely triple hit by the chubby kid that scores the go-ahead run in the home-half of the eighth inning.
What follows, then, is (perhaps inevitably) a list of the players who inspired my imagination as a child, and on into my teens and early twenties. They are the by-product of time and place, and are of a distant genetic lineage to the gods and immortals of old: Hercules, Odysseus, Achilles, Agamemnon, Heracles, Theseus, etc.
I will strive for brevity in my comments about each one of my heroes. My list, after all, is not intended to convince you of anything at all, except of my own vulnerable humanity.
It is also not in any particular order. Let the imagination do its work, uninterrupted:
1) Tom Seaver: My very own Odysseus. Conquering hero, fated to spend several years away from home ( Queens / Ithaca) eventually to return again, triumphant, however briefly.
2) Freddy Lynn: Inspiration in the summer of ’75 for so many backyard dives and catches. To play so fearlessly, even for one season in the sun, is what it’s all about.
3) Steve Garvey: Though it’s not a Steve Garvey model, I bought a first-base mitt to be like him. I still have it today. Handsome, dependable, heroic and a star, in the mid-1970’s, he was everything I could ever hope to be.
4) Rusty Staub: There was always something mysterious about him. Rusty sometimes wore a black glove while batting, he came from foreign lands (Montreal, by way of Houston), and he was also a practicing chef. He was like a secret agent masquerading as a baseball player, and he had a certain swagger about him. He was like Robert Vaughn in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. crossed with Robert Vaughn in The Magnificent Seven.
5) The Boys of Summer: This was the first grownup book I ever read. I was around ten or eleven years old, and while reading it, I wanted the entire Brooklyn Dodgers team to be my friends and family. Roger Kahn also made me want to be a writer, if I couldn’t be a ballplayer.
Giants manager John McGraw and pitcher Christy Mathewson during the 1911 World Series. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
6) Christy Mathewson: Although he played long before my time, I was struck by his story, his boyish good looks, and his integrity. Mathewson was college educated. His manager, John McGraw, was an old-school tough without much formal education. Yet McGraw loved Mathewson like a son. It was the sort of relationship I coveted with my father.
Mathewson was gassed in a training accident in 1918 during the First World War. He would die young, at age 45 in 1925, of tuberculosis.
Like Achilles, he would shine brightly all too briefly. He was both literally and figuratively a warrior, and the war would contribute to his early demise.
7) Keith Hernandez: Keith was, without doubt, the greatest fielding first baseman I’ve ever seen. He took charge of the infield in a way I’ve never seen a first baseman do either before or since. Always fearless and accurate when throwing across the diamond, he cut down more base-runners in a week, than I’ve seen some do in a year.
Keith was also a great clutch hitter. Never a big power threat, Keith would spray line-drives all over the place, usually when they mattered most.
He also had a smoking habit, and, although it never inspired me to start smoking myself, it did make him seem more accessible and human. He wasn’t some body-building athlete intent on perfecting his physique. He was a baseball player with the God-given ability, the natural instincts and the competitive drive to succeed in a very difficult sport.
8) Will “The Thrill” Clark: An intense southern boy from the bayous of Louisiana, Will Clark was nothing if not a competitor. The eye-black he wore made him look like a special forces sniper. Another first baseman, he helped get me back into collecting baseball cards in the late 1980’s. I wanted to collect every card that featured him, and I wanted to copy his smooth, left-handed swing. I was always happy when the Giants came to town so I could watch him play.
If the character, Swan, from the movie, “The Warriors” was a pro baseball player, he’d be Will Clark (and wouldn’t the Baseball Furies just love that?) Swan is the very first Warrior you see in this clip. The movie is loosely based on Homer’s, The Odyssey.
Eric Davis hit for the cycle in 1989. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)9)
9) Eric Davis: Eric the Red. A contemporary of Will Clark, he played with a slash and burn style reminiscent of the Norseman of myth and legend.
I absolutely loved the way Eric Davis, in his prime, made the game of baseball look so easy that he might soon grow bored with it and find another hobby.
He could steal bases, hit homers, range around the outfield, score runs, and he played with just enough of the toughness of the streets of L.A. where he grew up.
Later, in 1998, Davis also made a heroic comeback from colon cancer to play remarkably well for the Baltimore Orioles.
Eric Davis and I also share a birthday, May 29th. He was born exactly one year before me.
10) Jeff Bagwell: Bagwell grew up in my home state of Connecticut and is just a few years younger than I. Throughout the ’90’s, Bagwell was my favorite player. He was powerful, he could really run the bases, which was most unusual for a first baseman, and I loved his wide-open stance. An aggressive player, Bagwell basically had no weaknesses in his game. If the god Apollo could play baseball, he would be Jeff Bagwell.
These are certainly not the only ten players in my Hall of the Heart. A random sampling of many others would include Roger Maris, Dwight Gooden, Larry Walker, Bernie Carbo, Jerry Grote, Lou Gehrig, Bill Lee, Jim Bouton, Dave Kingman, Sid Fernandez, Rube Waddell, Jerry Koosman, Mookie Wilson, Jon Matlack, Jimmy Wynn, Bobby Murcer, Buck O’Neil, Satchel Paige, Kirby Puckett, Ken Griffey, Jr., Ted Williams, Cal Ripkin, Jr., Gary Carter, David Cone, Mike Vail, Lenny Randle, Mark Fidrych, Ron LeFlore, Sandy Koufax, Smoky Joe Wood, Ron Guidry, Dizzy Dean, Arky Vaughan, Paul Konerko, Brian Giles, Nomar Garciaparra, Rusty Greer, “Toe” Nash, Sidd Finch, Moonlight Graham, Robin Ventura, Addie Joss, and yes, even Shoeless Joe Jackson.
Oh, and some guy who used to pitch for the Red Sox named Babe Ruth.
Now that’s a Hall of Fame for which I would happily pay the price of admission.
Who would you include in your irrational, sentimental Hall of the Heart?
I’d like to know.