This is the third of four installments of my Fantasy Baseball Preview. I’ve already discussed at length my Rules for a Successful Fantasy Baseball Season, as well as my Fantasy Baseball Strategies and Tips in my two prior posts. In this third post on the subject, I will submit my player ratings for position players.
Players in bold print are sleepers that I believe should be aggressively targeted. Players listed in italics are potential bust candidates. Where I believe it to be useful, I will explain my reasoning for a particular player’s rating with some degree of detailed analysis.
For the sake of brevity, and because most leagues appear to use a mixed league approach to Fantasy Baseball, I will list players from each league together, position by position. If you play in an N.L. only or A.L. only format, obviously you can simply focus on the players in your preferred league as you scan the list.
A final note, my ratings are weighted less on what a player has already accomplished than on what he can, and I believe quite likely will, accomplish in 2010. Therefore, some of my ratings may seem overly optimistic to some, and unreasonably harsh to others. So be it. I’m trying to win this year, not last year. How about you?
Position Players:
First Base: Deepest Position in the Major Leagues
1) Albert Pujols – Do we really understand what we are witnessing with this future Hall of Famer? He is already one of the top dozen players of all time. He will be the first player drafted in virtually every fantasy league.
2) Miguel Cabrera – According to Baseball-Reference.com, the two players whose career profiles Cabrera’s is most similar to are Ken Griffey, Jr. and Hank Aaron. Has a .925 career OPS in six full seasons. Turns 27 in April. The A.L. player most likely to win a Triple Crown.
3) Ryan Howard – Just can’t ignore those homers and RBI’s.
4) Prince Fielder – Better average, fewer K’s, than Howard. Turns 26 in May.
5) Mark Teixeira – Yanks line-up is still loaded. Professional switch-hitter. Enjoys hitting at the new Yankee Stadium. First Round caliber pick.
6) Adrian Gonzalez - Once he gets out of San Diego, his stock will rise.
7) Mark Reynolds – Big strikeout totals scare people off, but qualifies at two positions, and is still learning his craft at 26 years of age. Also offers good speed.
8) Joey Votto - Don’t bother reminding me about his anxiety problems. This year, the only people who will experience anxiety problems will be the pitchers who have to face him. 26-year old pure hitter in a nice hitter’s park.
9) Pablo Sandoval – Hits any pitch anywhere. Kung Fu Panda is 23 years old and qualifies at two positions. Downside: Terrible supporting cast, pitcher’s park, and no speed.
10) Kevin Youkilis - Now at the peak of his value, much more valuable as a third baseman. Still, gets on base, hits for solid power, and has been consistent. Home park helps.
11) Justin Morneau – Coming off of both wrist and back surgeries, and moving into a new park that may be less hitter friendly than the Metrodome. Most of his value is tied up in his RBI’s.
12) Adam Dunn – Remarkably consistent hitter. A poor man’s Ralph Kiner. Power, walks, runs scored, lots of strikeouts, no speed. Still qualifies in OF. In his contract year.
13) Kendry Morales - Call me a skeptic, but I want to see him do it again before I jump on this bandwagon. Late bloomer failed to score 90 runs in breakout season. Don’t reach too soon.
14) Billy Butler - This 23-year old may never hit lots of homers, but he’s a pure hitter who finished strong last season. You could do much worse.
15) Lance Berkman - A 34-year old trapped in the body of an unhealthy 38-year old marshmallow. Can still hit and draw some walks, but past his prime.
16) Derrek Lee - Seems like very nice guy. If you’re still looking at him as your potential first baseman halfway through the draft, your strategy left a lot to be desired.
17) Paul Konerko - Deserves to be listed side-by-side with his north-side compatriot, Derrek Lee. Konerko doesn’t embarrass himself, plays in a nice hitter’s park, and is ready to take a nose-dive at age 34. You don’t need him.
18) Todd Helton - You get batting average and on-base percentage, that’s it.
19) Carlos Pena – The 31-year old Latin Dave Kingman. Steer clear.
20) James Loney – Has somehow managed 90 RBI’s each of the past two seasons, showing how over-rated that stat really is. Still just 25 years old, may someday reach twenty home runs, but plays in a pitcher’s park.
21) Adam LaRoche – Now hitting in the middle of the lineup in Arizona, a nice hitter’s park, LaRoche could put up some surprising numbers this season, perhaps 90-100 RBI’s and a solid OPS. Keep an eye on this situation.
There are other first basemen, of course, but no one that should greatly interest you. Victor Martinez of the Red Sox, primarily a catcher, also qualifies at first base, but a wise fantasy manager will only use him there in an emergency.
Carlos Delgado, still unsigned, was last seen hobbling around a first base bag in the Winter League. Chris Davis of Texas may be, despite an obscene strikeout rate, on the verge of a modest break-out season.
Second Base: No Reason to Panic
1) Chase Utley – Aside from the fact that he is fabulous hitter in a great hitter’s park, he stole 23 bases in 23 attempts last season. Solid first round pick.
2) Ian Kinsler - Somehow, this guy worries me. He constantly gets himself injured, and his batting average, considering the nice hitter’s park he finds himself in, is unimpressive, as is his on-base percentage. Still, this 27-year old enjoyed a 3o-30-30 season last year (Homers, Steals, and Doubles.) Not as solid as Utley, but offers lots of offensive ability.
3) Dustin Pedroia - This 26-year old has already won an MVP award, and offers a nice power / speed combination. Scores bushels of runs, and plays in a great hitter’s park. What’s not to like? There is no downside here.
4) Aaron Hill - Excellent run producer, but at age 28, let’s see him do it again. Few walks, not much speed, and homer total way above anything he’s done before. Still, easily a top five second baseman.
5) Robinson Cano – This 27-year old should finish with the following numbers: 19 homers, 80 RBI’s, 187 hits, 90 runs, 4 steals, and few walks. An aggressive young hitter who finished strong, but may already be nearing his ceiling.
6) Brandon Phillips - Ranks ahead of Brian Roberts primarily because he is four years younger, and offers a stronger power / speed combo. Drives in runs, too.
7) Brian Roberts - Hits huge amounts of doubles, scores runs and steals bases. He won’t disappoint you, but at age 32, he offers no upside, either.
8) Ben Zobrist – Came out of nowhere last season. Although he is a late-bloomer at age 28, his numbers may be for real, as evidenced by his 90+ walks, and has slugged over .500 two seasons in a row. Qualifies at OF, too.
9) Dan Uggla – Homers and RBI’s; next to nothing else. May already be in decline phase at age 30.
10) Jose Lopez – Kind of a strange, young 26-year old hitter. Hits far better away from Safeco. Knows how to drive in runs, but can’t score them. Doesn’t steal bases, and practically never walks. Yet may still offer good value.
11) Asdrubal Cabrera - This 24-year old qualifies at both second and short. He can steal a base, score a run, and get a couple of hits. Some upside, but not spectacular, and very little power.
12) Martin Prado - This 26-year finally seems to have won the second base job to himself in Atlanta. Lots of doubles in a part-time role last season portend respectable power numbers to come, along with a .300 batting average. Qualifies at three positions: first, second, and third base.
13) Howie Kendrick – Now 26-years old, has been trying to land a starting job with the Angels for three years. It appears he now has one. Not a lot of speed or power, but should score some runs if he hits near the top of the order.
14) Casey McGehee - Had a nice showing with the Brewers last season, and is now considered a sleeper in lots of Fantasy mags. Don’t buy the hype. There’s a reason he didn’t make it to the majors until he was almost 27 years old.
15) Rickie Weeks - Seems like we’ve been hearing how he is a can’t miss future star for about half a dozen years now. Turns 27 this season. Injured his wrist last year, 4th year in a row curtailed by injury. Stay away!
There are actually quite a few nice options at second base, especially in the A.L. If you play in an N.L. only league, Utley is worth his weight in gold.
Shortstop: Now, it’s Time To Panic
1) Hanley Ramirez – The second-best player in the major leagues. Some owners were disappointed with his performance last season despite a .342, .410, .543 line. Still only 26 years old. Biggest power numbers are ahead of him.
2) Troy Tulowitzki – Two of his three seasons have been outstanding, and he’s just 25. Calls Coors Field home. Hits for power, average, and has speed. I’ll take him at the end of the first round, if he’s still available.
3) Jose Reyes - Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya? Watch his wheels in Spring Training. Don’t automatically assume a full recovery. But age (26) is on his side.
4) Jimmy Rollins - Should have played in the ’70′s, and that’s a compliment. Still, he sported a shockingly low .296 on-base average last season. You read that right. But offers 20 homers and 30 steals at a week position. Just beginning his decline phase, but isn’t all through yet.
5) Derek Jeter - First ballot Hall of Famer will see at least a 20% decline in his overall offensive output from last season, but still has enough to offer at age 35. Will be drafted too early in most leagues due to rep and weak position.
6) Jason Bartlett - A case can be made that he should rate higher on this list, but a break-out season at age 30 should temper one’s enthusiasm. Although some regression should be expected (he won’t hit .320 again), he is a useful option.
7) Yunel Escobar – Spends a lot of time in Bobby Cox’s doghouse, but hits quite effectively when he plays. Walks almost as often as he strikes out, and is entering his age 27 season. Could see 80 RBI’s and 90 runs scored this year.
8) Stephen Drew - Will always be as maddening to own as his brother, J.D. At times, he will hit like an MVP candidate. At other times, he will be the ghost of Rey Ordonez. Basically hits well at home vs. right-handed pitching. His career is at a cross-roads this, his age 27 season.
9) Asdrubal Cabrera - See Second Base Ratings for details
10) Alcides Escobar - Played well enough to take job away from J.J. Hardy. Should continue to play well enough to keep it, but has no power.
11) Rafael Furcal - At age 32, won’t see 600 at bats again as he did last year. The player Jose Reyes most fears becoming.
12) Miguel Tejada - Astros will be terrible this season, and he might be, too. Gotta love those 19 walks, five steals, and 14 homers. 36-years OLD.
13) Alexei Ramirez - This 28-year old disappointed many of his owners who expected too much out of him last season. Offers a complete package of mediocrity.
14) Ryan Theriot - Brett Butler without the power. Just kidding, he actually slugged seven last season, one for every fan who enjoyed owning him.
15) Fill in the blank - It just gets uglier and uglier from here, folks. Don’t do this to yourself.
Shortstop is chock full of potential pitfalls including age (Jeter, Furcal, Tejada and perhaps Rollins), injury (Reyes and Furcal, again) , and inconsistency (Drew, A. Ramirez, and maybe Bartlett.) At least three or four owners will be sorely disappointed with the end results by their choices at this position. Proceed with extreme caution.
Third Base: Where We Can All Live Happily Ever After
1) Evan Longoria - Has the potential to lead the A.L. in homers and RBI’s. Potential MVP candidate. Hit a few rough patches last season, which just might make him available to fall into your lap. Count your blessings. This 24-year old is just getting started. A decent bet to hit 500 homers in his career.
2) A-Rod – Your were expecting, perhaps, David Wright? The Human Soap Opera missed April recovering from hip surgery, but looked damn good in his return. This 34-year old will be a big run producer once again, but his days as a base-stealer are nearing an end.
3) Mark Reynolds – Is Adam Dunn with fewer walks and more steals. See First Base Ratings for further comments.
4) Ryan Zimmerman – May be the best overall third baseman in the N.L. Nice power surge last season at age 24. Will hit for power and average, but won’t steal many bases.
5) David Wright - What a difference a year makes. Exhibit A that there are no sure things in baseball. Last season, he was among the first five players taken overall in most drafts. Now he is just a top-five third baseman. Has more to prove than perhaps any other player in the majors this year. Will be interesting to see in which round he is drafted.
6) Pablo Sandoval - See First Base ratings. Has more value at third base.
7) Kevin Youkilis - Yet another 1B / 3B qualifier. See First Base ratings.
8) Aramis Ramirez - It’s a deep position that offers a guy who can hit 30 homers and drive in 100 runs as only its 8th best player.
9) Michael Young - Power surge last season masks a player who, at age 33, is at the beginning of a slow decline. But may still offer plenty of value as a mid-round pick.
10) Gordon Beckham – ChiSox are apparently going to try to convert him into a second-baseman this season, which isn’t as much of a slam-dunk as it may seem. Has huge potential as a power-hitting run producer, though. Could be on his way to a string of some very fine seasons. This 23-year old no longer qualifies at shortstop, as he did last season.
11) Chone Figgins - One of Seattle’s aggressive off-season acquisitions. The Angels will realize how much they miss him this year. But at age 32, isn’t going to get any better. Still, he offers, hits, runs scored and steals. Not your classic third baseman, but after him, this position begins to go downhill fast.
12) Martin Prado - See Second Base Ratings
13) Jorge Cantu - A definite bust candidate. A classic example of what to expect from a player who bursts into the majors relatively late (age 27) with a big season. Last season’s owners were disappointed. This season’s owners will have only themselves to blame.
14) Chipper Jones – At this point, listing him at all is as much a sentimental choice as a practical one. You know he’ll get hurt again (and again.) What we don’t quite know yet is if he’s about done as a hitter. Do you really want to find out?
15) Adrian Beltre - Leaving an excellent pitcher’s park for an excellent hitter’s park, and having more support around him in the lineup may result in a modest resurgence of his career. But eight homers, 44 RBI’s and 19 walks last season in over 450 at bats means he is far from a sure thing to produce solid, credible numbers. Have a back-up plan.
16) Casey Blake – Dodgers third baseman
17) Mark DeRosa – Giants big off-season acquisition will ensure that Matt Cain still won’t get much run support from his offense.
There are, of course, other players I could list at this position, but I would take no pleasure away from such a task, so let’s leave it at that. I do like this group of third basemen more than I have in years. Most Fantasy owners should do pretty well at this position, providing their pick fits into some kind of coherent, overall plan.
Catcher: Draft Early, or Draft Late
1) Joe Mauer – Has already won three batting titles, as many as all other A.L. catchers in history have won combined. His power finally showed up last season, too. Given his edge over other catchers, a definite first round pick.
2) Victor Martinez – You have to love the fact that the Red Sox will let him stay fresh by allowing him to play first base on a semi-regular basis. A pure hitter who hit extremely well in his limited stint at Fenway last season. Will be gone by middle of third round, perhaps sooner.
3) Brian McCann – This 26-year old is already an established veteran of four MLB seasons. Should continue to hit for power with a decent average, and has been durable. No downside, except for, of course, the fact that he’s a catcher.
4) Jorge Posada - At 38-years old, I was tempted to affix a “bust” designation on him, but his skills haven’t shown any obvious signs of erosion. Still a very productive hitter at a weak position. Just keep his age in mind, and don’t draft too early; someone will.
5) Miguel Montero - Kurt Suzuki put up similar numbers last season, but Montero plays in a better hitter’s park, and his OPS was nearly a hundred points higher than Suzuki’s. Montero will move up a notch or two in these rankings by season’s end.
6) Kurt Suzuki - He is just 26-year’s old, and has already had an 80 RBI season as a catcher. But a surprisingly low OPS indicates there is some cause for concern here. Plays on a team with no offense in a good pitcher’s park. You will have to draft him a little too high for mediocre production. Let someone else take a chance on him.
7) Matt Wieters - I have him rated a little higher than most others because I would rather take a chance on his excellent upside, at a lower position in the Fantasy draft, than take an inferior talent higher simply based on last year’s numbers. An obvious future All-Star.
8) Russell Martin - Some of that power has to come back, right? He is still just 27-years old, and may experience a bit of a Renaissance this season. Still a top-ten catcher, overall, with possibility of moving up a couple of notches.
9) Ryan Doumit - Now you are entering dangerous territory. If you haven’t drafted a catcher in a mixed league by now, you might as well wait until the mid-to-late rounds. Doumit had a lost season, but deserves to start for someone.
10) Mike Napoli - With departure of Figgins and Vladdy, more may be expected of players like Napoli to step up their game a notch. At age 28, he may be ready to do so. Playing time is all that prevents him from being rated higher on this list.
11) Geovany Soto - Could he really be as bad as he showed last season? Could he really be as good as he showed in ’08? We’ll see.
12) Yadier Molina - Lots of people seem to prefer his older brother, Benjie, because of those gaudy 20 homers. Big deal. Yadier is, by far, the better hitter, recording more walks than strikeouts, hitting for a solid average, and even stealing more bases. Also, Yadier is only 27-years old with room to improve his numbers; Benjie is 35 and has clearly seen his best days.
12) Benjie Molina - The overrated of the Molina brothers. See above.
13) Chris Iannetta – Still just 26-years old, but how do you hit .228 for the season when you play half your games in Colorado?
14) A.J. Pierzynski – .300 batting average masks little run-producing ability. Now 33-years old, holds no interest for me.
This is where I get off the bus. Take a look, if you desire, at all the kids on the Rangers. One of them might eventually pan out. And I guess there are worse catchers than John Baker, too. But the rule of thumb here is, either use an early pick and draft a quality catcher, or just let the position slide to the mid-to-late rounds. Guys will be available much later than you think.
Outfield – Where Hall-of-Famers Used to Play
1) Ryan Braun – Should be the obvious choice. If not, you’re not really paying attention.
2) Justin Upton – No, not Matt Kemp, Carl Crawford, etc. Upton is the next great super-star at this position, as early as this season.
3) Matt Holiday – A full season hitting 3-4 with Albert Pujols? Every hitter’s dream. Conservatively, 30-100-100-.300.
4) Matt Kemp – Fantastic combo of power and speed, but hampered a bit playing half his games in Chavez Ravine. Also has to hit regularly in PetCo and San Fran. Still, easily worth a second round pick.
5) Carl Crawford - His first half last season was fantastic; his second half was below average. Playing on the turf definitely takes its toll. But at age 28, and in his contract year, he will be extra-motivated for that big pay-day.
6) Jacoby Ellsbury - Entering his fourth season at age 26, look for him to turn his whole game up a notch. He might not steal 70 again, but we haven’t seen his best total season yet.
7) Grady Sizemore - Rated this highly because of what he is capable of doing, if healthy. At age 27, he is capable of enjoying his finest all-around season, even hitting in a weak line-up.
8) Jason Bay – Mets overpaid, but that doesn’t mean he won’t be productive enough to serve as your #2 OF. Just don’t go drafting him as your #1.
9) Adam Jones - Played extremely well the first couple of months of last season, then tailed off badly at the end. But he is very talented, very young (24) and is part of a reviving franchise in Baltimore. Stay-tuned.
10) Nick Markakis - Some of the luster may have worn off after a mediocre season last year. But, still just 26-years old with three years experience under his belt, the best is yet to come.
11) Andre Ethier - Solid young power hitter.
12) Adam Lind - Broke out in a big way last season. Look for a small overall decline in his numbers, but at age 26, he was not a complete fluke.
13) Jayson Werth - At age 30, we witnessed the best he has to offer last season, which is plenty good. As with Lind, a slight decline is in order, but doesn’t project to be a bust.
14) Manny Ramirez – Even at age 37, plenty capable of hitting 30+ homers and driving in 100+ runs, along with the usual sulking, goofing, and other immature, irresponsible behaviors. Your circus, if you want it.
15) Curtis Granderson – Inconsistent as hell last season, but multi-talented and still (29) young enough to have one of his best seasons. Has power and speed, and will benefit from hitting in Yankee lineup in better hitter’s park.
16) Bobby Abreu - Just doesn’t seem to age, yet it has to happen some year. Look for his steals to finally decline this year, but OBP should remain strong. Draft as a borderline #2-#3 OF in mixed leagues.
17) Hunter Pence - The learning curve for Pence has been long, and a little slower than anticipated, but at age 27, he could be in line for his best all around season. Too bad it’ll happen on one of the worst teams in the league.
18) Andrew McCutchen - This youngster is the real deal. Future all-star may hit a few rough patches here and there, but stick with him and watch him finish as a top 20, perhaps a top 15, OF.
19) Adam Dunn - As unlikely as it seems, still qualifies at OF. Given the depth at first base, it would make sense to draft him and stick him in your OF and consider him your backup first baseman in injury situation. What you see is what you get from this 30-year old.
20) Carlos Gonzalez - May be the most exciting young outfielder in the game, and that’s saying a lot, considering the competition. Has power and speed, can hit for average, and plays half his games at Coors. Gotta love it.
21) Ichiro - What do you call a player who hits .352, with yet another 200 hit season? A Hall-of-Famer, but a mediocre fantasy baseball asset. Now 36 years old, Ichiro’s stolen base totals are in decline, he doesn’t walk, and all those hits produced a surprisingly low 88 runs last season. At best, he will hold his own.
22) Torii Hunter - Pretty reliable 34-year old who may begin to show some decline in his skills this season. Draft as a #3, and you should be fine.
23) Nate McLouth – Had an off-year, but age 28, should provide solid value as a #3 OF. May score 100 runs, and go 20 – 20 (homers / steals.)
24) Josh Hamilton - Demonstrated too much ability in ’08 to rate lower than this, but I wouldn’t look for a return to his ’08 numbers. Too much can go wrong here.
25) Raul Ibanez - This 37-year old should, perhaps, rate higher on this list, considering he set a career high in slugging percentage last season. But I don’t believe in “new” careers beginning at age 37. If I’m wrong, so be it.
26) Shane Victorino – An important part of a well-balanced Phillie offense. Provides runs, steals, and a decent average. Draft as a #3.
27) Carlos Lee - Clearly in decline. Drops in slugging, on-base, and runs scored should scare you off those Home Run / RBI totals. Less here than meets the eye.
28) Johnny Damon - Still unsigned as I type this blog post. Apparently super-agent Scott Boras blew this one. But Johnny still has some life in the old tank, and will probably get signed in a week or two.
29) Shin-Soo Choo – Was perhaps the most consistent hitter on the Indians for much of last season. May be underrated. Solid #3, at least.
30) Michael Bourn – 60 steals are hard to ignore. But needs to draw more walks to take his game to the next level.
31) Brad Hawpe – Started off well last season, but declined badly in second half. Still, finished with an OPS over .900. Could provide solid late-round value.
32) Alfonso Soriano - Has the been the most overrated player in baseball for several years now.
33) Mike Cuddyer - Probably won’t match last season’s career year numbers of 32-94-.520 slugging. At age 31, in a new ball-park, play it very conservative.
34) Jay Bruce - Has the power to hit 40 homers, but might also hit .235. Odds are, this 23-year old will provide some quality weeks for some lucky owner, but there is a lot of risk here.
35) Jeff Francoeur - Barely deserves a job as an everyday major league OF. Do not draft!
Remember when the Outfield was where you would routinely go to find your biggest bats? Not all that long ago there was Albert Belle, Kenny Lofton, Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, Juan Gonzalez, Jim Edmonds, Tim Salmon, a young Manny Ramirez, Ken Griffey, Jr., etc. Maybe we are simply in a transition year or two here, and Upton, Kemp, Sizemore, etc. will one day also be household (or at least Fantasy Baseball household) names.
I could add a small sub-category regarding DH’s. But since you can use any hitter you choose as your DH, I don’t see why you need to thumb through a separate category here. I will conclude by saying that I think that David Ortiz is nearing the end of the line in terms of Fantasy usefulness, but I know some loyal Red Sox fan will shout otherwise. So be it. It’s your team. Do what you want with it. But when big guys decline, they tend to go down faster than the Edmund Fitzgerald.
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Soundtrack for Baseball: April, 2012
There are many different ways to summarize the first month of the year. You can parse endless stats, compose paragraphs of the sweetest prose, or just make yet another damned list.
I decided to change things up around here. You know, wake the neighbors, scandalize the community, turn the volume up to 11, things like that.
In other words, I have created a video-soundtrack, via Youtube, for what I very subjectively consider to be the most significant story-lines in baseball for the first month of the season. I hope you enjoy it. And, as it says on the back of the Rolling Stones L.P. “Let it Bleed,” play it loud!
To begin with, let’s honor Robin Ventura’s Chicago White Sox, under whose steady hand the South-Siders are keeping their collective heads at or above .500. More to the point, the White Sox currently enjoy the best run differential, +3, in their division.
So let’s celebrate with a rousing version of “Sweet Home Chicago,” brought to you by an unbelievable All-Star cast of blues musicians. Guaranteed to get you up and rocking, even if you aren’t a White Sox fan.
On the other hand, Chicago still has to answer for the Cubs, who finished the month of April with an extremely dismal 8-15 record. Sure, they have a few interesting players. Starlin Castro is a star in the making, and my kids love Darwin Barney, but let’s face it, this is a team going nowhere.
The song I’ve decided to dedicate to the Cubs for their April performance is a classic of the 1970′s, a song that when I first heard it as a kid of around 8 years old, I was fascinated and mesmerized. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said (except in a negative sense) about the Cubbies so far this year.
So listen, if you will, to the most original Rock song ever, “The Night Chicago Died,” by a band called Paper Lace.
Are you still with me? Good. Now let’s turn to a player who may be the most underrated star in the game, Joey Votto. Votto currently sports a .939 OPS and an OPS+ of a cool 158. He also leads the N.L. in doubles with ten, and in walks with 20.
Did I say walks? Perhaps he should show the rest of the league how to Walk This Way, as Run DMC does with Aerosmith, in one of my favorite Rock songs and videos. Again, if you missed the original announcement, PLAY IT LOUD!
Poor Bobby Valentine. Hasn’t Managed a Major League baseball team in years, then gets shanghaied into taking the helm of a Red Sox team more in need of a psychoanalyst than a manager. He found out just how quickly the Red Sox fans, media and even the players could turn on someone who had the temerity to, you know, speak honestly and candidly, (if not very wisely) about, just perhaps, the lack of focus of one semi-star (Kevin Youkilis) player.
Boston currently sits in last place in the always tough A.L. East. Although it’s not too late to turn this season around for a talented team like the Red Sox, one has to wonder if Bobby V. will still even be around at the end of the year to take credit if a turn-around does occur. Bobby V. must be confused now, and thinking something along the lines of, Should I Stay or Should I Go?
Mick Jones, Joe Strummer and the boys in The Clash just happened to be wondering the same thing back in 1982. Here’s how that sounded. (Incidentally, I was at the show at Shea Stadium where this live footage was shot.)
Speaking of managers who put their foot their foot in their mouth this past month, it’s hard to top Ozzie Guillen’s mega-stupid comment (in Miami, no less), that he admired Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. That’s a little like Mayor Bloomberg of New York City saying to a throng of Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn that he kind of admired Adolf Hitler.
But Ozzie has made a career of allowing his mouth to function at 45 RPM’s while his brain spins around (when it functions at all) at about 33 RPM’s. He likes to impress people, I guess, but not everyone is amused by a Big Shot. Just ask Billy Joel.
On the other hand, the news out of Baltimore is positive for the first time in many years. The Orioles finished April with a record of 14-9, just one game out of first place. Manager Buck Showalter has his kids playing fundamentally sound baseball, outfielder Adam Jones is off to a strong start, catcher Matt Wieters is displaying the multiple skills scouts raved about a few years back, and the pitching is holding its own.
Wouldn’t it be nice if this could last the whole year? Wouldn’t it be nice if they were in a weaker division, say, the A.L. Central? Wouldn’t it be nice to hear the Beach Boys about now?
If you don’t love this song, your U.S. citizenship will be revoked. Please proceed to the line to the left marked, “Un-Americans.” Thank you. Waterboarding begins at Noon.
Then there’s Albert Pujols, formerly the best player in the game. Is it too soon to say that Sir Albert may never again be the best player in baseball? How is it possible that he didn’t hit a single home run in April? Is it the pressure of his huge new multi-year contract? The change of leagues and ballparks? Is age prematurely setting in?
The Angels and Albert Pujols himself must be wondering if somehow, he made a wrong turn somewhere out in the California desert, and left his talent behind in some long-forgotten hotel along the way. ’Cause, you know, the heat of the California wastelands can cause hallucinations and create mirages. Perhaps that’s what happened.
If Albert’s nightmare season continues, the lyrics of “Hotel California” might come to seem benign by comparison. Here’s hoping it doesn’t come to that.
Has there been a less fortunate pitcher in all of baseball over the past half-dozen years than Matt Cain of the Giants? Through 207 career starts dating back to 2005, Cain has a career ERA of 3.33, an ERA+ of 125, and a 1.183 career WHIP. Somehow, though, his career record stands at 70 wins and 74 losses.
This April, it was more of the same. In four starts, he has recorded a 2.37 ERA, and has just one win to show for his efforts, and it took a complete game shutout to earn that win.
Matt Cain displays a stoic demeanor, but internally, he must be a “Man of Constant Sorrow.” Wouldn’t you be? Hot Damn, it’s the Soggy Bottom Boys!
Speaking of people who must be ready to stick forks in their eyes so they don’t have to watch what’s going on down on the field anymore, how would you like to be a Royals fan? Not only are the Royals an A.L worst (tied with the Twins) 6-16, they have yet to win a game at home! That’s right, folks, no Royals fan this year has yet witnessed their team triumph over the opposition on their home turf. The Royals are 0-10 at home.
Now this was a team featuring a youth movement of talented young players like Eric Hosmer and Mike Moustakas, among others. How did it all go so wrong? It’s like washing your car, changing the oil, rotating the tires, then ending up with a Flat Tire.
What’s that like? Just ask Joe Fletcher and the Wrong Reasons.
Well, folks, there are an endless number of story-lines to choose from, but we don’t have time for them all. I’d be interested to hear your story-line / songs that you would have added to this soundtrack. I hope you enjoyed at least some of it.
Maybe we’ll do it again at the end of May. Thanks again for reading, er, listening.